Nominated for Best Email of the Year – – AMAC, Inc.

January 5, 2014 Leave a comment

Nominated for Best Email of the Year – – AMAC, Inc..

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A Special Request: Please Call GEICO for a free quote!

December 9, 2013 Leave a comment

A Special Request: Please Call GEICO for a free quote!.

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A Special Request: Please Call GEICO for a free quote!

December 9, 2013 1 comment

I’ve a special favor to ask all my “vast” network of friends, foes, arch enemies, best buds, bester buds, minions, et al. Please do me the huge favor and give my daughter Emily a hand. Please call GEICO to request a free quote (Auto, Home, etc.). Use code “167320” for “Emily” and she’ll get some sort of little quote request bonus. Much appreciated, all! #YouRock#GEICO #FreeQuote

The New Federal Wedding Tax: How Obamacare Would Dramatically Penalize Marriage

September 28, 2013 Leave a comment

The New Federal Wedding Tax: How Obamacare Would Dramatically Penalize Marriage

The New Federal Wedding Tax:  How Obamacare Would Dramatically Penalize Marriage

Can this Administration get any more insane?!  Time to vote every single one of them out!  Unacceptable!  Disgusting!

Everything I Know About Doing a Job Right I Learned from a Cup of Coffee

April 4, 2013 Leave a comment

So made a mistake when re-heating a small cup of coffee.  Set the timer on the microwave for what I thought was 30 seconds.  In retrospect and after further thought, I believe I accidentally set it for 3:00 minutes!  With about 1:40 minutes left on the timer I heard a “boom/poom” sound from the microwave.  I turned to look at the microwave, stopped the timer, and come to find coffee all over the inside of the microwave oven. 

Lesson Learned:  Pay attention to whatever you’re doing so things get done right the first time.

Want to balance the budget and get rid of our National Debt?

March 12, 2013 Leave a comment
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Want to balance the budget and get rid of our National Debt?

March 12, 2013 1 comment

Want to balance the budget and get rid of our National Debt?

Cut Govt Employees by 75%, cancel all pork projects, freeze all Govt Salaries, then reduce all salaries to near minimum wage, and freeze payment of salaries completely for every day there isn’t a Budget, pull our military out of all foreign countries and station them on our borders, repeal Obamacare entirely, cap all govt salaries at $50k/year and staffers’ salaries at $35k/year, Fire Obama and his Cabinet, fire all the Czars, fire all pages/admin assistants so politicians can get back to actually doing their job they were hired for, cancel all the extravagant $50k/plate fundraisers, fire Pelosi, Reid, Biden, and both Speakers, Bernanke and replace them all, terminate all Govt employee benefits 3 years after the end of their service (let them switch to COBRA thereafter), set term limits for all Govt jobs to a max of 4 yrs (then they have to get a real job), simplify the tax code, take some of the remaining staff in the Govt and make a team dedicating to shaving down all paperwork and tax codes so it can be understood by any American and takes 1/4 the amount of pieces of paper, switch from multi-lingual documentation to solely English, cease all Foreign Aid outside the USA for the forseeable future, disband the Dept of Education (or Propaganda) and we can probably end the Deficit in 3 years.  Then, pay China back for all the debt they carried for us so we’re no longer beholden to anyone but ourselves.